intelligent designer

All throughout history, people have always wondered "where do we come from?", "why are we here?" and "how can I get a really good pizza?" - modern science has postulated that all we need to explain these seemingly unsolvable puzzles is an answer.

Luckily, we at intelligent designr think differently - there are no answers - only questions.

Lastly, we here at intelligent designr are not afraid to ask these questions... and get irked when people answer them.

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Dr. Ed. E. Vidence, founder of intelligent designr

It seems that the Charwinian evolutionists are convinced that they have found the last word on life, the universe and everything. Some of us however, doubt that they have the answer, and so are still pestering them with questions. 42? Give me a break.

 

Dr. John Joshua PhD, Molecular Philosophist

Evolution by natural selection...has lately come to answer the origins of multicellular life, the intelligent designr theory however, asks the question: "if evolution is so great why are there still religious people?" .

 

Dr. Abraham Magdalene PhD BioBiblist

The presence or absence of hyper-bunnies from a higher dimension is unequivocally a scientific question.

 

Dr. Moses Johnson PhD Engineering

Only an intelligent designr can account for pizza. All else is hubris.

 

Dr. Mark Solomon PhD Philosophy of Philosophy

Why not?

 

Dr. Simon Simian PhD Evolutarian Studies

Monkeys, hamsters and mountains are all too unlessenably complicated to have arisen by chance, yet that is what we tell people evolution really says.

 

Darles Charwin

If you could find even one example of how something could not have arisen by natural selection, then my theory would absolutely break down.